Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Watch your wallet around this kid...

Jake: Penny for my thought?
Me: Not interested.
Jake: Oh man, if you only knew my thought you'd be regretting that decision.
Me: Okay, but it will have to be on credit. I don't have a penny on me.
Jake: If it's on credit then it will be twenty-five cents.
Me: What? Keep your thought to yourself then.
Jake: Okay, okay, ten cents.
Me: Nope.
Jake: Five cents?
Me: Nope.
Jake: Okay. Two pennies, final offer.
Me: Man... this thought had better be worth it.
Jake: Um.....
Me: You don't actually have a thought! Do you?
Jake: I love you?

1 comments:

Sarah said...

Awesome! Seriously...awesome!