Update your nursery rhymes!

I just had to share this. Brian just walked in the door from work and we were sitting on the couch talking about our days, when Jake skipped in the room singing under his breath. He came up to me, put his face about 6 inches away from my face and sang, "Jack and Jill went up the hill to grab some bottles of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after." I guess that makes more sense to a child raised in the suburbs.