Jake: Penny for my thought?
Me: Not interested.
Jake: Oh man, if you only knew my thought you'd be regretting that decision.
Me: Okay, but it will have to be on credit. I don't have a penny on me.
Jake: If it's on credit then it will be twenty-five cents.
Me: What? Keep your thought to yourself then.
Jake: Okay, okay, ten cents.
Jake: Five cents?
Jake: Okay. Two pennies, final offer.
Me: Man... this thought had better be worth it.
Me: You don't actually have a thought! Do you?
Jake: I love you?