Watch your wallet around this kid...

Jake: Penny for my thought?

Me: Not interested.

Jake: Oh man, if you only knew my thought you'd be regretting that decision.

Me: Okay, but it will have to be on credit. I don't have a penny on me.

Jake: If it's on credit then it will be twenty-five cents.

Me: What? Keep your thought to yourself then.

Jake: Okay, okay, ten cents.

Me: Nope.

Jake: Five cents?

Me: Nope.

Jake: Okay. Two pennies, final offer.

Me: Man... this thought had better be worth it.

Jake: Um.....

Me: You don't actually have a thought! Do you?

Jake: I love you?