Our nighttime routine goes (mostly) like this:
Put the kids to bed.
Watch a couple of TV shows off the DVR.
Get ready for bed.
I can be in and out of the bathroom and tucked into bed in less than ten minutes. Brian's night time ablutions take between thirty to forty-five minutes, both because it's hard for him to get around and some nights he's just more OCD than others. So usually I go first and then read in bed while I wait for him. Lately I've been nodding off over my book. The other night as he came to bed I realized that I have been reading the same book for almost a week. (And it's less than five hundred pages, let's just say that's pretty unusual for me.)
I sighed in frustration and said,"It is taking me a ridiculously long time to read this book!"
Brian asked, "What is it?"
I replied, "It's called Split Second."
It took me a good thirty seconds to figure out why he was laughing so hard. I really have to get to bed earlier...