Jakeisms...

*Disclaimer* If you have to pee, do that before you read on...

This kid just cracks me up, when we went to Red Lobster on Valentine's Day with the fam he and Evie were fascinated by the lobster tank in the front of the restaurant. Everyone was joking that if Jake picked out a lobster he would want it for a pet, and I said we watched enough Food Network that he knew lobsters were for eating. Jake asked me why they weren't red and I told him they turned red when they were cooked, he looked at the tank and then paraphrased from an episode of Iron Chef, "Happiness is no longer an issue for that lobster..." (He also said he was picking out a 3 banded lobster for his dinner, he ended up being quite content with the kid's popcorn shrimp thank goodness.)

Yesterday as we pulled out of a parking lot Jake yelled from the back seat, "Hey! Look at that Porsche! Ummm, or maybe it's a minivan." I started to laugh because even I can tell the difference between a Porsche and a minivan.

Today we were watching some TV and Jake was playing on the floor with some of his hot wheels and out of the blue he sat up and said, "Boy, I'm glad I don't have a wife!" After a moment of startled silence I asked him why. He replied, "They just seem like an awful lot of work." So I want to know who's been talking to him about marriage....