The following is a transcript of a written conversation between Jacob and his Aunt Caitlin:
Jake: Let's pass secret notes. Please reply then pass back behind couch.
Caite: What kind of secrets should we share?
Jake: Like the ones that spys do.
Caite: I don't know what kind of secrets spies have? There's a secret nuclear reactor exactly 12.5 miles north of Traverse City, Michigan.
Jake: Do we destroy it?
Caite: Not on purpose, I should think... What other options do we have? World domination perhaps?
Jake: As long as a city is eliminated.
Caite: Which city should we pick?
Jake: Well, I think we should pick the location of the nuclear reactor... thingy.
Caite: So... Traverse City, Michigan?
Jake: Yes... that's it!
Caite: Okay, well you go ahead and plan that then.
Jake: Please read the following:
2 comments:
As least he has a plan. Which is more than most men can say.
Maybe Jacob does have a bit of your evil genius in him after all.
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