My kids love cheese flavored chips and snacks. Lila got some today to keep her happy while she was drug around on errands. (I firmly believe in bribing my children for good behavior...)
When we got out of the car at home we discovered that she'd wiped the cheese that had stuck to her hands across her face. It reminded me of a little of Braveheart.
"Ye can change my diapers, but ye'll never take my Cheetos!"